Wednesday, January 20

男女真的有别?

当我说,其实我只有十二岁,很多事情都不知道,所以不好带坏我
朋友就传了一封电邮,他说,纯粹分享


Husband Store

a store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband.
among the instructions at the entrance is a description of
how the store operates.

you may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
there are 6 floors and the value of the products increase
as the shopper ascends the flights.
the shopper may choose any item from a particular floor,
or may choose to go up to the next floor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

so, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
on the first floor, the sign on the door reads
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

she is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

'That's nice', she thinks, 'but I want more.'

so she continues upward. the third floor sign reads
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feel compelled to keep going.

she goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking
and help with housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous,
help with housework and have a strong romantic streak.

she is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor,
where the sign reads

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as a proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


我看完之后,哈哈哈哈哈了很多下
一边想象到了第六楼的女人们错愕空白的表情
其实啊,到了第五楼我在想,还有条件更优渥的男人吗
是什么推使女人们一往六楼探个究竟

是什么是什么
,你知道吗?


to avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store
just across the street.

the first floor has wives that love sex.
the second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

the third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.


又是一阵无法避免的哈哈哈哈哈,我说,男生就这样容易满足吗?
朋友说,不对,只是男生比较笨,而且有些好色,咸咸的那就叫做男人味

如果 Husband Store 的第一楼换成这一楼有爱你的男人
这样会不会接下来的楼层都没有女人会去帮衬了
有时爱情和面包的问题吗,见仁见智啊

或许是想得太过简单,总觉得只要是你喜欢的人
其他什么天大地大的条件仿佛也只是甜品抑或配料,不是主菜
还是这样的想法只适合套在涉世未深小小女生的身上

只要喜欢只要爱,其他就真的无所谓咯?真的就这样简单吗?

哈哈哈哈哈,不知道

今天早上作了个梦,是个美梦,还会听得到心跳的梦境
因为潜意识里知道这不过只是过眼云烟梦一场,所以很自然地醒过来了

我对自己笑了笑,继续昏昏沉沉地睡着了,却没有执意要求一个美丽的续集

3 comments:

  1. 喜欢你的分享 ~
    觉得幽默 ~
    哈哈哈 ~

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  2. haha... maybe GALS really jus want a guy who LOVE her..

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  3. vifyn,
    对啊,我也很喜欢这封 email,所以就 po 出来让大家笑一笑,哈哈哈


    Kaybe,
    yesh true! no points if the girl doesnt like the guy even though he is the perfect man, right? :)
    and you read my blog too! i'm quite surprised! :D

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